🅱️ool

coolbugfacts:

presidentobarna:

catgirlpresident:

“>” is the equivalent of a “stop” in a telegram

> Be me in 1810
> Receive telegram
> Bartholomew has died of tuberculosis

AT A FRIENDS HOUSE STOP CHECK OUT HIS ITUNES LIBRARY STOP LITERALLY ONLY ONE SONG STOP LINKIN PARK IN THE END STOP ALMOST 30000 PLAYS STOP

weirdness-is-good:

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

lubricates:

hedasholster:

guy:

emma-d-klutz:

shaolinbynature:

hey-hey-shutthefuckup:

lukestarkillerisgay:

microtear:

drankinwatahmelin:

lordhams:

goldensweetcheeks:

ellsworthej:

e-wifey:

thxrsdxy:

britteryikes:

lizzysarai:

effigyofubiquity:

kwantsu:

mf-johnson:

kumasenpai:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

britteryikes:

singingnightowl:

antiandrogen:

abrown16:

teamnowalls:

antiandrogen:

shesfromsaturn:

violetnpurple:

savvygooner:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

Originally posted by ihiphop

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

i hate this

OMFG

cursedcatimages:

derp-ology:

cursedcatimages:

a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears

i will be awaiting your arrival

painfog:

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

theawesomeadventurer:

everyday-younglife:

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

the one time I’m like “this is the one time I dreamed blog” and it isn’t